MY DOG

[440sx]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has his food prepared for him.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost.
She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this She pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than She needs, but She is not required to do any upkeep.
If She makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
my dog is a democrat!

[ori]